“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” – Dr. Seuss Hollywood has spent the last twenty-five years trying to crack the code on translating Dr. Seuss’s slim, whimsical picture books into sprawling feature-length spectacles—and more often than not, the results have been pretty rough. We still bear the collective trauma of the 2003 live-action nightmare, where Mike Myers delivered a version of the titular feline so aggressively