“Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.” – Homer I’ve written about this before, but anticipation and reality rarely ever live up to our expectations. 2024’s Joker: Folie à Deux was highly anticipated and wound up a meandering mess of a musical whose predecessor somehow produced an Oscar-winning performance by its lead. The Mandalorian and Grogu felt like an overlong episode of the series, doing little to differentiate itself from the...

“If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.” – Roger Alan Wade Fun Fact: A comprehensive study conducted by Nova Legal Funding tracked the documented, major medical trauma suffered by the core cast. The crew has racked up over $24 million in lifetime medical bills as a result of their many stunts and antics. The Lifetime Injury Breakdown of the core cast: Most severe trauma Johnny Knoxville 16 Verified Concussions: Culminating in a severe brain hemorrhage and cognitive damage from his...

“I look at you and I see the final triumph of stupidity in the world!” – Lorraine Hansberry You ever see something and wonder, “How? How did this get made? Why did it get made?” I give you Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass. What’s even weirder is that it isn't necessarily a bad thing. It’s a fair series of questions but to deny its effectiveness is being willfully obstinate. Make no mistake, this movie is DUUUUUUUUUUMB, with a capital sTUPID. But god dammit if it isn’t funny as hell...