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A24’s Undertone Review: A Cerebral Masterclass in Sonic Terror
“If you don’t want to be scared in a horror film, don’t close your eyes. Close your ears.” – Eli Roth A good horror director knows that most of their audience will already be established horror movie fans. And for longtime fans of the genre, they grow savvy to the ways of horror tropes and cliches. I think one of the most important aspects of a successful horror movie is subversion. Subversion of expectations and assumptions to deliver a surprising and effective payoff. The
Chase Gifford
3 hours ago5 min read


Project Hail Mary Review - Extraordinary, expansive and introspective Science Fiction.
“The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.” — Thucydides Over the years the term blockbuster has become more and more synonymous with shallow entertainment. Mindless spectacle meant to visually capture your attention while providing little else. It’s something to watch while eating your popcorn and chugging a soda pop. It’s an afternoon killer. Empty calories. Sometime
Chase Gifford
7 days ago6 min read


This NERD's Most Anticipated Movies of 2026 - PART 1
It’s not often that I can start off a most anticipated list having already seen a couple of the movies. But it’s been a weird start to the year and I’ve been sick. And I haven’t felt like doing much of anything. But I must persevere. (It’s a head cold and I’m acting like it’s going to kill me) Movies are important to me and have been for most of my life. So talking about what exactly I’m looking forward to seems only natural. This is probably the twentieth time I’ve done this
Chase Gifford
Mar 96 min read


The Bride! Review - An unapologetic, beautiful mess & Buckley is the magnetic heart at the center of it.
“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.” – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Christopher Booker theorized that nearly all narratives are variations of seven core archetypes: Overcoming the Monster, Rags to Riches, The Quest, Voyage and Return, Rebirth, Comedy, and Tragedy. Overcoming the Monster: Jaws, Star Wars Rags to Riches: Cinderella, Aladdin The Quest: The Lord of the Rings, Raiders of the Lost Ark Voyage and Return: Alice in Wonderland,
Chase Gifford
Mar 96 min read


Nerd Alert Movie Review: Scream 7
Director Kevin Williamson, the original screenwriter who helped launch the franchise nearly three decades ago, returns to guide the film with a confident understanding of what makes Scream work.
Jimmy Palmquist
Mar 74 min read


Hoppers Review: Dark, Irreverent, and Funny
Hoppers feels closer to Looney Tunes than classic Pixar, embracing anarchy, irreverence, and rapid-fire absurdity over sentimentality. Daniel Chong layers surreal visual gags, social satire, and moments of anxiety beneath its chaos. The result is a genuinely strange, tonally risky animated film and Pixar’s most interesting effort in years.
M.N. Miller
Mar 14 min read


The Judge: A Robert Duvall Masterclass
“Look around you. You're standing in one of the last great cathedrals in this country, built on the premise that you and you alone are responsible for the consequences of your actions.” - Robert Duvall as Judge Joseph Palmer When legends of the screen die, as fans we naturally take a look back at their body of work. We remember the greatness. We recall the authenticity. We mourn what will never be. Although ninety-five years old, Robert Duvall’s presence on the silver screen
Chase Gifford
Feb 238 min read


Trailer Break Down - Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
Set in the Star Wars galaxy soon after the fall of the Galactic Empire, The Mandalorian and Grogu follows legendary Mandalorian warrior Din Djarin and his Force-sensitive apprentice Grogu as they navigate a galaxy still reeling from decades of war.
Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 202 min read


Trailer Break Down - The Mandalorian and Grogu
Set in the Star Wars galaxy soon after the fall of the Galactic Empire, The Mandalorian and Grogu follows legendary Mandalorian warrior Din Djarin and his Force-sensitive apprentice Grogu as they navigate a galaxy still reeling from decades of war.
Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 192 min read


Crime 101 Review - A crime caper haunted by the ghost of Michael Mann
“You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away and know when to run.” – Kenny Rogers Homage can act as a love letter. As they say, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." As with all things, there is a fine line between sincerity and insincerity. Even if well-intentioned, a lack of originality in a film’s story—whether in the plot itself or from a more visual perspective—means the audience can pick up on falsities like inorganic di
Chase Gifford
Feb 124 min read


Nerd Alert Movie Club: 12 Monkeys (1995) | Time Travel, Madness, and Fate!
Welcome to Nerd Alert's Movie Club, our new monthly series where we pick one film, watch it with fresh eyes, and dive deep into what makes it tick. This month, we are tackle Terry Gilliam’s 1995 sci-fi classic 12 Monkeys, a mind-bending meditation on time travel, memory, and whether fate can ever truly be changed.
The Nerds
Feb 91 min read


Send Help Review: Sam Raimi crafts a gory, hilarious & audacious thriller
“We sit here stranded, though we’re all doin’ our best to deny it.” - Bob Dylan Say what you will about Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness – it is one of a small handful of MARVEL movies that has an actual distinct style; it stands out. Eternals , however ill-received it may have been, demonstrates cinematography choices that resulted in one of the best looking movies in the entire MCU. With Doctor Strange 2 , it would seem that Feige and the powers that be took a
Chase Gifford
Feb 44 min read


Nerd Alert Movie Review - The Rip
The Rip is the kind of high-octane, muscular crime thriller Netflix should be building entire weekends around.
Jimmy Palmquist
Jan 312 min read


Nerd Alert Movie Review - The Wrecking Crew
On paper, The Wrecking Crew sounds like a Mad Libs fever dream of modern action cinema: Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista headlining an R-rated action comedy, which is as good as it sounds!
Jimmy Palmquist
Jan 312 min read


Mercy Review - For a January release, it could be worse
“A judicial system is corrupt if truth is denied the right to be a witness.” - Suzy Kassem Ah yes… January. The month after Christmas when the lights come down and the incessant H&R Block and TurboTax commercials plague our every waking moment to remind us that the most corrupt and incompetent government in the history of this country still expects to collect come April 15th. Along with all this pleasantness comes the end of award worthy cinema and in its place comes what I
Chase Gifford
Jan 214 min read


🗡️ Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair – One of Us Was There… and One of Us HATES! 🗡️
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair – One of Us Was There… and One of Us HATES!
The Nerds
Jan 131 min read


Trailer Break Down - Avengers: Doomsday (X-Men)
Marvel’s latest trailer for Avengers: Doomsday sends a clear message: the MCU has entered the mutant era.
Jimmy Palmquist
Jan 62 min read


This NERD's TOP TEN of 2025
I am but one man. I love movies. I doth proclaim too much! Anyway, here are my top ten movies of 2025. But first, some honorable mentions. Honorable Mentions 14. 28 Years Later Long dormant, the 28 Days Later franchise made a triumphant return with the first chapter in an all new trilogy. 28 Years Later takes the mythos established twenty-two years ago and expands upon it with themes of fatherhood and motherhood. It explores themes of entering adulthood and accepting the frag
Chase Gifford
Jan 410 min read


One Question with Chase & Jimmy - Movie Talk Without the Filter - Episode 1
In Nerd Alert’s segment One Question, Chase and Jimmy each get one shot to ask the other a single question about movies. No prep. No overthinking. Just honest answers, hot takes, and the kind of movie debates Nerd Alert is known for.
The Nerds
Jan 31 min read


Netflix Buying Warner Bros?! The Good, The Bad & Our Honest Reactions
Big industry-shaking news has hit Hollywood: Netflix is reportedly set to purchase Warner Bros., and the Nerd Alert crew has a lot to say about it.
Jimmy Palmquist
Dec 29, 20251 min read
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