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Another Simple Favor Review - Messy, silly and undeniably fun
“Don’t let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn’t drink poison just because you’re thirsty.” - unknown...

Chase Gifford
1 hour ago4 min read
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Havoc Review - Bursts of action brilliance ruined by everything else
“You can’t reason with gang violence: you can’t talk to it, sit it at the table, and negotiate with it.” - Greg Boyle After completing...

Chase Gifford
4 days ago5 min read
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Sinners Review - Vampires, brotherhood, music & mayhem
“The history of a people are found in its songs.” - George Jellinek A heist movie is usually exactly that. A slasher, same thing. These...

Chase Gifford
Apr 225 min read
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The Accountant 2 Review - Brutal, bloody, brotherly love
“Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.” - Jolene Perry For some reason movies that deserve sequels either...

Chase Gifford
Apr 184 min read
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The Accountant Review - Numbers & fisticuffs
“Life is like accounting, everything must be balanced.” - unknown When you’re young a genuine worry is being different. It isn’t until...

Chase Gifford
Apr 154 min read
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The Amateur Review - Bourne's IT guy goes rogue
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Just as originality...

Chase Gifford
Apr 134 min read
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Drop Review - Hilariously thrilling first date from hell
“Self-defense is not just a set of techniques; it’s a state of mind, and it begins with the belief that you are worth defending.” -...

Chase Gifford
Apr 104 min read
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WARFARE Review - An unflinching glimpse of true to life modern-day warfare
“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” - George Santayana War films, like everything these days, are a bit of a conundrum. On one...

Chase Gifford
Mar 284 min read
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The Alto Knights Review - If Scorsese worked from home
“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.” - Al Capone In 2017, The Snowman was...

Chase Gifford
Mar 274 min read
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Black Bag Review - Suave. Sophisticated. Soderbergh.
“The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair.” - Eric Felten It can be exciting to see a filmmaker...

Chase Gifford
Mar 184 min read
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Novocaine Review - A painless action comedy
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.” - Tyler Durden We’ve seen the ultimate assassin rampage in revenge. Lately...

Chase Gifford
Mar 84 min read
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The MOnKey Review - Absurdly funny, endlessly violent
“Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives.” - Abu Bakr In the midst of the horror renaissance, the dominant voices...

Chase Gifford
Feb 204 min read
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Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - John Singleton
Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - John Singleton

Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 193 min read
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Nerd Alert Artist Spotlight - Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time!

Jimmy Palmquist
Feb 118 min read
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Love Hurts Review - Ke Huy Quan, the unassuming badass
“You can bury the past but it always seems to come back, one way or another.” - Tom Franklin In 1984, Indiana Jones and the Temple of...

Chase Gifford
Feb 64 min read
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Trailer Trash Talk: Ryan Coogler & Michael B. Jordan Reunite for SINNERS!
Trailer Trash Talk for Michael B. Jordan's New Film Sinners

The Nerds
Feb 51 min read
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The Fantastic Four: First Steps TRAILER PREMIERE!
IN THEATERS JULY 25, 2025 It's finally here! The first public footage of the upcoming, highly anticipated THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST...

Chase Gifford
Feb 41 min read
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My TOP TEN nazi KILLING MOVIES - RANKED
I felt inspired to make this list in light of my country’s current political predicament. It’s like the patients running the asylum and...

Chase Gifford
Jan 316 min read
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You're Cordially Invited Review - The first basic comedy of the year.
“You’ll never live a true happy life if you always depend on other people to create it for you.” - unknown The need for comedy has...

Chase Gifford
Jan 284 min read
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Red Rooms Review - Obsession in all its ugliness.
“An obsession is a way for damaged people to damage themselves more.” - Mark Barrowcliffe Generally speaking when I use the word...

Chase Gifford
Jan 255 min read
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