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The Naked Gun Review - Stupid, absurd and all the better for it
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.” - Frank Drebin Some people are just born to do what they do....

Chase Gifford
Jul 305 min read


The Fantastic Four: First Steps Review - Phase Six begins with fantastic results
“The important thing is that we stick together!” - Buzz Lightyear I think what worked so well with the Infinity Saga is a more linear...

Chase Gifford
Jul 246 min read


I Know What You Did Last Summer Review - For a franchise that knows so much, it doesn't know enough to stay in the 90's
“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.” - Benjamin Franklin An odd experience when getting older, something I think I am...

Chase Gifford
Jul 175 min read


The Best Movie Remakes - RANKED (Part 2)
Let's be honest, most of the time remakes are bad news. They usually come half baked, devoid of a soul or heart any kind of life...

Chase Gifford
Jul 138 min read


Superman Review - A triumphant debut for Gunn's DCU
“Once I thought to write a history of the immigrants in America. Then I discovered that the immigrants were American history.” - Oscar...

Chase Gifford
Jul 86 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island Review - A quaint, heart swelling dramedy
“Sorrow makes us all children again – destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson Simplicity...

Chase Gifford
Jul 26 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth Review - A flawed but much needed return to basics
“Life finds a way.” - Ian Malcolm For years now, this franchise has been going the way of Fast & Furious . A lot of noise, visual...

Chase Gifford
Jul 15 min read


The Best Movie Remakes - RANKED (Part 1)
Let's be honest, most of the time remakes are bad news. They usually come half baked, devoid of a soul or heart any kind of life...

Chase Gifford
Jun 267 min read


M3GAN 2.0 Review - An R-rated franchise stuck in a PG-13 body
“By far, the greatest danger of Artificial Intelligence is that people conclude too early that they understand it.” - Eliezer Yudkowsky...

Chase Gifford
Jun 254 min read


F1: The Movie Review - Racing has rarely ever been so thrilling
“Either push your limits or die.” - Bruce Lee Joseph Kosinski directed one of the greatest action films of all-time. This allots...

Chase Gifford
Jun 175 min read


Materialists Review - Celine Song's sophomore effort is transcendent
“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” - Rita Rudner From time to time, a...

Chase Gifford
Jun 115 min read


How to Train Your Dragon Review - A live-action/adventure remake that still has its heart and soul
“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.” - William Shakespeare (If you like drinking games, while reading this...

Chase Gifford
Jun 104 min read


MobLand Season 1 Review: Guy Ritchie's mob drama is viciously entertaining
“I never lie because I don’t fear anyone. You only lie when you’re afraid.” - John Gotti Season 1 is finished! Judgement has come and...

Chase Gifford
Jun 26 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 110 Season Finale: The Beast in Me
"Sometimes it tries to kid me That it's just a teddy bear And even somehow manage to vanish in the air And that is when I must beware...

Chase Gifford
Jun 14 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 109: Beggars Banquet
"I was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." - Fabolous Guy...

Chase Gifford
May 253 min read


Lilo & Stitch Review - If intention is everything, this live-action has it all
“Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” - Lilo & Stitch *Full disclosure from the beginning, I haven’t...

Chase Gifford
May 215 min read


MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - RANKED (UPDATED)
*UPDATED TO INCLUDE M:I - THE FINAL RECKONING* Chronological Release Mission: Impossible (1996) Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) Mission:...

Chase Gifford
May 187 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 108: Helter Skelter
"Helter Skelter in a summer swelter." - Don McLean Guy Ritchie has a very unique style but it’s undeniably entertaining. He creates...

Chase Gifford
May 184 min read


Bring Her Back Review - A grief stricken journey into hell
“The house was an empty tank of grief. Their empty ghosts floated everywhere they were not.” - Austin Wright Much of what makes Talk to...

Chase Gifford
May 165 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning Review - The ultimate action franchise sticks the landing
“I need you to trust me… one last time.” - Ethan Hunt The very involvement of Tom Cruise acts as its own kind of advertisement for...

Chase Gifford
May 144 min read
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