HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE BABADOOK
“Grief is like living two lives. One is where you pretend everything is alright and the other is where your heart silently screams in...
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Chase Gifford
Oct 64 min read
HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: GREEN ROOM
“Violence is always the last option, but if that time comes, it is the only option.” - John Gilmour Green Room is a story of...
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Chase Gifford
Oct 44 min read
HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
“The cabin in the woods is to the American Gothic what the haunted castle is to the European – the seed from which everything else...
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Chase Gifford
Oct 24 min read
HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: THE INVITATION
“The point is not the honest relief of suffering but the promulgation of a cult based on death and suffering and subjection.” -...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 304 min read
HALLOWEEN HoRRoR Reviews: SHAUN OF THE DEAD
“Do you want anything from the shop? Cornetto.” - Shaun of the Dead Comedy and horror together is like french fries and a chocolate...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 245 min read
The Wild Robot Review - The best animated movie of the year
“I can imagine no heroism greater than motherhood.” - Lance Conrad There are exceptions to everything in this world. So I realize, for...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 174 min read
SUPER/MAN: The Christopher Reeve Story - An inspiring story of a flawed, real-life hero
“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.” - Christopher Reeve...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 144 min read
Transformers One Review - The Best Transformers movie, EVER
“Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.” - William...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 124 min read
The Killer's Game Review- A mindless, mildly amusing killing fest
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” - Erich Segal Some people are...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 106 min read
Speak No Evil Review- A shell of its former self
“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.” -...
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Chase Gifford
Sep 44 min read
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Review- A sufficiently fun sequel
“I don’t believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.” - Woody Allen First it was vampires, then it was all...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 273 min read
My Metal Music Musings #4
Considering this is part 4, I'll get right to the point. In each addition of this series I want to highlight a new song, a new album or...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 186 min read
ALIEN: ROMULUS Review - A return to form
NOSTROMO REROUTED TO NEW CO-ORDINATES. INVESTIGATE LIFEFORM. GATHER SPECIMEN. PRIORITY ONE INSURE RETURN OF ORGANISM FOR ANALYSIS. ALL...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 174 min read
Strange Darling Review - The most brazen, gonzo thriller of the year
“Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.” - Jim Butcher It’s sad to imagine Quentin Tarantino actually...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 143 min read
My Penguin Friend Review - A lovely little story of friendship.
“Friendship is a bridge that connects hearts across distances.” - unknown From time to time we all need a little pick-me-up. These...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 95 min read
Sing Sing Review - One of 2024's Best
“Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings, to convert the population into specimens in a zoo - obedient to our keepers, but...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 410 min read
Nerd Alert's Top 25 Crime Dramas - RANKED (PART 2 of 2)
Top 25 Crime Dramas - PART 1 What is a crime drama? "Crime dramas are films that focus on the moral dilemmas of criminals. They differ...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 25 min read
M. Night Shyamalan's TRAP: A Review of His Latest Disaster
“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.” -...
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Chase Gifford
Aug 19 min read
Nerd Alert's Top 25 Crime Dramas - RANKED (PART 1 of 2)
Top 25 Crime Dramas - PART 2 What is a crime drama? "Crime dramas are films that focus on the moral dilemmas of criminals. They differ...
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Chase Gifford
Jul 265 min read
Deadpool & Wolverine: Movie Review
“Life is a series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.” - DEADPOOL I don’t think I’m alone when I say I...
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