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The Accountant 2 Review - Brutal, bloody, brotherly love
“Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.” - Jolene Perry For some reason movies that deserve sequels either...

Chase Gifford
Apr 184 min read


The Accountant Review - Numbers & fisticuffs
“Life is like accounting, everything must be balanced.” - unknown When you’re young a genuine worry is being different. It isn’t until...

Chase Gifford
Apr 154 min read


The Amateur Review - Bourne's IT guy goes rogue
“Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Just as originality...

Chase Gifford
Apr 134 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 103: Plan B
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." - Mario Puzo Guy Ritchie has a very unique style but it’s undeniably entertaining....

Chase Gifford
Apr 123 min read


Drop Review - Hilariously thrilling first date from hell
“Self-defense is not just a set of techniques; it’s a state of mind, and it begins with the belief that you are worth defending.” -...

Chase Gifford
Apr 104 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 102: Jigsaw Puzzle
"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone Guy Ritchie has a very unique...

Chase Gifford
Apr 53 min read


MobLand Series Recap & Review - Episode 101: Stick or Twist
“You’re either at the table or on the menu.” - Al Capone Guy Ritchie has a very unique style but it’s undeniably entertaining. He...

Chase Gifford
Mar 303 min read


WARFARE Review - An unflinching glimpse of true to life modern-day warfare
“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” - George Santayana War films, like everything these days, are a bit of a conundrum. On one...

Chase Gifford
Mar 284 min read


The Alto Knights Review - If Scorsese worked from home
“Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.” - Al Capone In 2017, The Snowman was...

Chase Gifford
Mar 274 min read


Black Bag Review - Suave. Sophisticated. Soderbergh.
“The only true test of loyalty is fidelity in the face of ruin and despair.” - Eric Felten It can be exciting to see a filmmaker...

Chase Gifford
Mar 184 min read


Novocaine Review - A painless action comedy
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.” - Tyler Durden We’ve seen the ultimate assassin rampage in revenge. Lately...

Chase Gifford
Mar 84 min read


My Metal Music Musings #6 - VANNA Edition
In each addition of this series I want to highlight a new song, a new album or just bring attention to a band or musical act I love and...

Chase Gifford
Mar 55 min read


The MOnKey Review - Absurdly funny, endlessly violent
“Cursed is the man who dies, but the evil done by him survives.” - Abu Bakr In the midst of the horror renaissance, the dominant voices...

Chase Gifford
Feb 204 min read


Love Hurts Review - Ke Huy Quan, the unassuming badass
“You can bury the past but it always seems to come back, one way or another.” - Tom Franklin In 1984, Indiana Jones and the Temple of...

Chase Gifford
Feb 64 min read


The Fantastic Four: First Steps TRAILER PREMIERE!
IN THEATERS JULY 25, 2025 It's finally here! The first public footage of the upcoming, highly anticipated THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST...

Chase Gifford
Feb 41 min read


My TOP TEN nazi KILLING MOVIES - RANKED
I felt inspired to make this list in light of my country’s current political predicament. It’s like the patients running the asylum and...

Chase Gifford
Jan 306 min read


You're Cordially Invited Review - The first basic comedy of the year.
“You’ll never live a true happy life if you always depend on other people to create it for you.” - unknown The need for comedy has...

Chase Gifford
Jan 284 min read


Red Rooms Review - Obsession in all its ugliness.
“An obsession is a way for damaged people to damage themselves more.” - Mark Barrowcliffe Generally speaking when I use the word...

Chase Gifford
Jan 255 min read


Wolf Man Review - A perfectly paced nightmare
“Even a man who is pure of heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the Autumn moon is full...

Chase Gifford
Jan 155 min read


My Most Anticipated Movies of 2025 - Part 3 (FINAL)
10. Den of Thieves 2: Pantera I have now seen this already but I’m going to leave it in this spot. My review is up on this very site. ...

Chase Gifford
Jan 134 min read
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