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Heads of State Movie Review
There are action movies and then there are action movies that feel like they were custom-built in a lab to maximize your serotonin levels.

Jimmy Palmquist
Jul 17, 20253 min read


I Know What You Did Last Summer Review - For a franchise that knows so much, it doesn't know enough to stay in the 90's
“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.” - Benjamin Franklin An odd experience when getting older, something I think I am...

Chase Gifford
Jul 17, 20255 min read


The Best Movie Remakes - RANKED (Part 2)
Let's be honest, most of the time remakes are bad news. They usually come half baked, devoid of a soul or heart any kind of life...

Chase Gifford
Jul 13, 20258 min read


NERD ALERT MOVIE REVIEW - SUPERMAN (2025) - Spoiler Filled
And now for Superman (2025). Hope is back - not just in the DC Universe, but in the hearts of moviegoers everywhere. James Gunn’s Superman isn’t just a reboot; it’s a revival, a brilliant, heartfelt, and surprisingly funny love letter to everything Superman is and always should be.

Jimmy Palmquist
Jul 11, 20257 min read


Superman Review - A triumphant debut for Gunn's DCU
“Once I thought to write a history of the immigrants in America. Then I discovered that the immigrants were American history.” - Oscar...

Chase Gifford
Jul 8, 20256 min read


James Bond News: Denis Villeneuve, casting rumors & Insider Updates!
Brandon and Jimmy are back with the Nerd Alert breakdown of the latest James Bond news, and it's bigger than ever

The Nerds
Jul 4, 20251 min read


50 Years of Jaws: The First Summer Blockbuster Still Bites!
In this special Nerd Alert retrospective, Brandon and Jimmy celebrate the 50th anniversary of Steven Spielberg’s legendary thriller Jaws, the movie that forever changed cinema and created the concept of the summer blockbuster.

The Nerds
Jul 3, 20251 min read


The Ballad of Wallis Island Review - A quaint, heart swelling dramedy
“Sorrow makes us all children again – destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson Simplicity...

Chase Gifford
Jul 2, 20256 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth Review - A flawed but much needed return to basics
“Life finds a way.” - Ian Malcolm For years now, this franchise has been going the way of Fast & Furious . A lot of noise, visual...

Chase Gifford
Jul 1, 20255 min read


The Best Movie Remakes - RANKED (Part 1)
Let's be honest, most of the time remakes are bad news. They usually come half baked, devoid of a soul or heart any kind of life...

Chase Gifford
Jun 26, 20257 min read


M3GAN 2.0 Review - An R-rated franchise stuck in a PG-13 body
“By far, the greatest danger of Artificial Intelligence is that people conclude too early that they understand it.” - Eliezer Yudkowsky...

Chase Gifford
Jun 25, 20254 min read


F1: The Movie Review - Racing has rarely ever been so thrilling
“Either push your limits or die.” - Bruce Lee Joseph Kosinski directed one of the greatest action films of all-time. This allots...

Chase Gifford
Jun 17, 20255 min read


Deep Cover (2025) Review — Bryce Dallas Howard and Orlando Bloom Star in this Total Retread
At Nerd Alert, we review the new Prime Video action comedy Deep Cover, starring Bryce Dallas Howard, Orlando Bloom, and Nick Mohammed!

M.N. Miller
Jun 12, 20253 min read


Materialists Review - Celine Song's sophomore effort is transcendent
“Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?” - Rita Rudner From time to time, a...

Chase Gifford
Jun 11, 20255 min read


How to Train Your Dragon Review - A live-action/adventure remake that still has its heart and soul
“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves.” - William Shakespeare (If you like drinking games, while reading this...

Chase Gifford
Jun 10, 20254 min read


Ballerina Review - The World of Wick is in good hands
“Use your weaknesses; aspire to the strength.” - Laurence Olivier Sometimes, and I stress sometimes, Hollywood’s undying need to milk...

Chase Gifford
Jun 4, 20255 min read


TRON: Ares Breakdown – What’s Next for the Franchise?
Nerd Alert discuss the future of the Tron franchise

The Nerds
May 26, 20251 min read


Lilo & Stitch Review - If intention is everything, this live-action has it all
“Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” - Lilo & Stitch *Full disclosure from the beginning, I haven’t...

Chase Gifford
May 21, 20255 min read


MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - RANKED (UPDATED)
*UPDATED TO INCLUDE M:I - THE FINAL RECKONING* Chronological Release Mission: Impossible (1996) Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) Mission:...

Chase Gifford
May 18, 20257 min read


Bring Her Back Review - A grief stricken journey into hell
“The house was an empty tank of grief. Their empty ghosts floated everywhere they were not.” - Austin Wright Much of what makes Talk to...

Chase Gifford
May 16, 20255 min read
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